Jace Hevey, Staff Writer
Marc Anthony and Tommy Hilfiger aspire to be me. I am a level 87 on Runescape and all those noobs don’t dare to mess with the likes of me. You can usually find me in my den next to the fire and bear-skin rug, catching up on my favorite novel, the Merriam-Webster Dictionary and Thesaurus. I got my Ray-bans on walking down the streets of LA, having all the celebrities want to be my pals. Ya feel? It’s just who I am.
